Finally… after one year of griefers, campers, and shitheads. I Haz it.

Let’s take a look back at the WONDROUS gameplay moments I’ve had doing these achievements over the past year!

To Honor One’s Elders

Ah, the joys of corpse running through Orgrimmar to get at the Elders. This one actually wasn’t too bad at all, just EXCRUCIATINGLY time consuming, much like many of these holiday achievements.

Fool For Love

I did this post-nerf… bought the beads I needed and purchased most everything. Again, not too bad.

Hallowed be Thy Name

The morons that didn’t understand the premise behind stopping the burning building drove me batty… GNERD Rage was a pain in my ass… as was the toothpick cheeve… As a matter of fact, I got the pick close to the end of the holiday.

Brewmaster

Easy… and an excuse to drink while playing!

Flame Warden

Other than getting the flames from enemy cities, this one was time consuming, but easy.

Merry Maker

The first holiday cheeve I tried… and I even posted about it here. Fa La La La Ogri’la was a pain because you had to open up the quests… The HKs as a helper was tough.

Noble Gardener

People camping egg spawns, taking advantage of your mis-click to ninja one you were next to… People taking their bunnies out then putting them away right as soon as yours was out. Overall a good opportunity for douchebaggery.

For The Children

Go to hell, children. School of Hard Knocks RUINS the BGs. I got extremely lucky. This achievement is stupid… every man for himself, no one giving any thought to winning.

And now, I quit playing the game again until I have employment. Cheers!

BTW… still looking for another writer. Send me samples through the site email.

Fitz