OK… What the fuck is this all about!?

I’ve killed Ragnaros, stormed Karazhan, taken down giant demons…

Killed Kelthuzad and his minions, battled to represent the alliance and defeated Anub’arak.

Then, I laid the smack down to a bunch of evildoers in Icecrown.

Now I’m suddenly a private? DIAF, “Captain” Glovaal. From the looks of your outfit, you bought your uniform from a Village People convention and “fabulous’ed” your way into the Alliance Navy.

Ingrates, I tell ya.